Ahoy me hearties!
Ol' Chumbucket and meself plan to hoist anchor at the galley Los Arcos tonight. Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of tequila! Me hope me buckos will come join us.
Fairwinds!
I leave you with the top ten pick- up lines for pirate day:
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
1. Prepare to be boarded.
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3 comments:
"yardarm"? how rude.
i can't tell you how many times i've fallen for "prepare to be boarded," unfortunately.
Is a gay parate a Seaman?
You are what you eat right?
HA HA HA .... ummmm .... you know any good pirate bars????
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